Michael Phelps ate the world’s children last night

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Friday, August 12, 2016 | BataviasBest.o

 

Michael Phelps recently broke an Olympic Medals record that had stood since like 136 BC or something. And somehow, that’s not even the most impressive thing he did this week.

Last night in the Men’s 200m IM final, Phelps crushed the competition by about two full body lengths in order to pick up his fourth Gold in the event in four tries.

Let me be the first to say, if Phelps doesn’t return in 2020 to defend his title as the most successful olympian of all-time I will be sick to my stomach. He gives me life. He makes me believe that America IS great and we don’t need to make it great AGAIN.

Michael Phelps is a god and there is no denying it. Come back in 2020 Michael. We all need you.

 

 

 

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